Get a glimpse of Pansy’s personal training routine. No one has it this bad. Don’t miss her review of Vikings.

Pansy complains about store’s return policies. Don’t miss her scintillating review of the Simpsons video game.

I interrogate Gangsta Gizmo for the brutal murder of Cousin Bootsie. Defense attorney, Black Nerd, does his best to keep his client under control. In this crime riddled episode I also review “Condemned 2.” Plus the hunt for my long lost father, Willard.